I am the most unattractive man you'll ever meet in your entire life. I will demonstrate every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and you may even discover a few new ones. I am physically repulsive, intellectually and emotionally retarded, morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, I have no taste or a sense of humor, and I smell.
I’m not even interesting enough to make you sick.